About This Game The boys & girls are back, and they look better than ever! Oh…Sir! The Hollywood roast is a brand new spinoff to the surprise indie hit 0f 2016, Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator. This time around we’re taking tinsel town down a few notches, whilst classing up the joint. Play as one of many famous, but for legal purposes, slightly different pop culture icons and verbally spar with other Hollywood elitists using a deep battle systemVerbally joust by yourself or take you verbal skills on a global PR tour and battle friends and family from anywhere in the world.Game FeaturesUnleash the sickest burns on your opponents in a Hollywood-style roastPlay alone, online or couch multiplayerDeeper-than-you-think mechanics featuring combos, continuations and exploiting your rival’s weak spotsA star-studded new cast of crazy Hollywood charactersFree updates with new characters and scenes coming soon to a screen in your house Set the scene with a slew of iconic film backdropsWith the new Character Creation Mode powered by Steam Whatever, you can create your own formulaic celebrity clones in a lab-- just like they do in real Hollywood! New controller integration that critics everywhere are calling “gripping”With more than 2x the vocabulary of the original Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator, The Hollywood Roast is Bigger, ruder and insultier!New comeback mechanic: charge your anger and finish the sentence with a unique closureExpanded career mode: master each scene to win Golden Parrots and use them to develop your character Redesigned scoring system: more fair, more clear. 7aa9394dea Title: Oh...Sir! The Hollywood RoastGenre: Adventure, Indie, SimulationDeveloper:Vile MonarchPublisher:Good Shepherd EntertainmentRelease Date: 31 May, 2017 Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Download Requirements I love this game me and my freind played the last game together all the time and i cant wait for more just like it.. It's alright. Some characters don't do damage at the start but near death manage to mystic up 43 damage. Not to mention gameplay is very limited as character weaknesses rarely show up. Hate to say it but this somewhat enjoyable game is getting put back in the dusty box. Great to the devs behind Oh..Sir! making more related content, even if it is strangely a new product.It’s great to see Steam Workshop support for the game, but it doesn’t appear like it’s anything more than just custom icons…The game, and its predecessor, are both temporarily fun. Solo gameplay is much slower and way less humorous than sharing the experience. Oh...Sir! is at it’s best when you, and a friend, are frequently seeing new and absurd lines. The game still get really dull once you’ve seen the majority of sentence fragments.Why not then create a system for simple custom noun/verb line additions! You could create relevant references for your friend-group or make and share other community inside-joke packs with others via workshop. The game could keep itself relevant! You won’t have worry about text-to-speech-ish voice overs because there wouldn’t be a need for it. The sentences are what’s funny, not the way ‘dirty potter’ slowly stammers out sections of words.I still have high hopes for the future of this, I guess, series (?) and if you haven’t messed around with the first game either, picking up either for a few bucks could make a few evenings/meet-ups a bit sillier.. It’s not as stylish or content heavy as the previous game at this point, but it does its job; a fun little versus game for all to enjoy. Although I still think this game needs some more characters and a new paint job, I like the new "comeback" feature and think that the game has a lot of potential. Good luck developers, and keep up the good work!. This game's even better than the first one. More ridiculous insults, more silly characters (Dirty Potter, the Greasy Wizard etc), the ability to do a comeback, individual point-scoring of the insults you choose... it just does everything the first did but even better. Also, it's extremely cheap to buy in the first place. Its Monty-Python-style humour is also really good. Would recommend to anyone who's looking for some random hilarity. Roast the developers in the Roast Club: Welcome to the Roast Club. The first rule of Roast Club: you DO NOT talk about Roast Club. The second rule of Roast Club is: actually for now you can talk about it, we’re still short on members. Third rule of Roast Club: only two stars to a Roast. Fourth rule: one of them is a DEVELOPER. You see, we were challenged by Sir Clearwater HERE... and we do accept the challenge! So if you feel like Roasting someone talented and famous… that’s NOT the place. But if you want to vocalize your vile thoughts about mothers, fathers, sons and all possible relatives of the humble developers, turn on Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and enter the Roast Club! First meeting starts tomorrow, 13th of June, at 5 PM GMT+2! To play with us, look for VileLemon - one of the designers and an experienced bare-chested master of insults.. New modding tools and modding contest!: Our modding community has spoken: they want easier ways to record voice for custom characters. There you go: now there’s a built-in tool that will hold your hand making the recording process as easy and pleasant as insulting celebrities on Twitter. So if you dream of becoming the next Kevin Conroy, Nolan North or Tara Strong, this is the place to start.But there’s more! We have a pleasure to announce our Oh...Sir! Community Contest for modders! Create a character and win the NVIDIA GTX 1070 graphics card and/or a stack of fresh and brilliant games! Deadline: August 8th! Check out the details on our forum: http://steamcommunity.com/app/575330/discussions/0/1457328927850916517/.. Roast the developers in the Roast Club: Welcome to the Roast Club. The first rule of Roast Club: you DO NOT talk about Roast Club. The second rule of Roast Club is: actually for now you can talk about it, we’re still short on members. Third rule of Roast Club: only two stars to a Roast. Fourth rule: one of them is a DEVELOPER. You see, we were challenged by Sir Clearwater HERE... and we do accept the challenge! So if you feel like Roasting someone talented and famous… that’s NOT the place. But if you want to vocalize your vile thoughts about mothers, fathers, sons and all possible relatives of the humble developers, turn on Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and enter the Roast Club! First meeting starts tomorrow, 13th of June, at 5 PM GMT+2! To play with us, look for VileLemon - one of the designers and an experienced bare-chested master of insults.. A Star-Studded Premiere: The biggest cinematic sensation since popcorn is finally being screened on Steam near you! Experience the offensive adventures of The Greasy Wizard, Dirty Potter, Wisecrack, Marilyn Nomore and the rest of our all-star cast in this absolutely predictable Hollywood sequel that you're still going to love. So what are you waiting for? Book your tickets for the Roast that smashes box offices and makes the critics beg for more. And more they will receive, as there is a whole season of free updates in the works. Coming soon. Attention, post-credits scene: the classic masterpiece "Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator" is not forgotten and is about to receive another update.. Weedcraft Inc Announced: A New Tycoon Game Explores Marijuana as Big Business: Casual stoners Devolver Digital and wake-and-bake enthusiasts Vile Monarch (Crush your Enemies, Oh...Sir!) announced the burgeoning legal pot industry’s first fully fledged tycoon game: Weedcraft Inc. Coming to PC in 2019, Weedcraft Inc explores the business of producing, breeding and selling weed in America, delving deep into the financial, political and cultural aspects of the country's complex relationship with this troublesome and promising plant.http://store.steampowered.com/app/622720/Would-be Mary Jane moguls will need to prioritize resources carefully as they manage the production and distribution of their weed. Cultivate killer plants, cross-breed them to create unique strains of the devil’s lettuce, hire and manage a growing staff, and be prepared to take on the competition. As in real life, the business of bud presents plenty of opportunity along with a plethora of problems. Decide when and where to take on extra risk to maximize profit, but be careful, the cops and politicians are all working their own angles.An important, controversial topic presented in an insightful and detailed manner, Weedcraft Inc presents a challenge to those would rule the reefer offering a series of diverse scenarios and unique characters to work with (or around) as your budding empire grows. Whether you choose to hobnob with politicians, pay off the po-po, fight for medical marijuana rights or work the legal system, it’s all in the name of the sticky icky and your cutthroat corporate profits. Weedcraft Inc hits PC in 2019.For a contact high, hit up weedcraftgame.com and follow @DevolverDigital and @VileMonarch on Twitter.. This update sucks… blood from your neck!: The Hollywood Roast will give you nightmares with the newest update. Starring Nosferateen, a fangsty young monster that will bite you with his grim insults (unless you have some roasted garlic at hand). Also, the producers listened to respectable critics and added a bunch of improvements hoping for a higher IMDB score. You see, games can be changed many times after the premiere, while it’s not something you do with a movie! (We’re talking to you, Mr. George Lucas) So here’s what we added:- Nosferateen - a new star in the cast! Can you figure out how to unlock him?- “Late Afternoon Of The Dead” - a new scene that pays homage to classic horrors.- You can now skip company logos at the beginning.- Blah blah blah? Fixing missing or incorrect voice bits.- The order of the dialogues in the Kung Fu scene will now please your master.- User interface tweaks.- Scoring tweaks.. Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast will be released on May 31st!: Dear glamorous Ladies & Gentleman,The wait is almost over! Oh...Sir! The Hollywood is coming to flame you & your loved ones on May 31st! You can watch its epic new teaser-of-a-teaser trailer below, because that's just how all of the cool Hollywood bigwigs are doing it these days. Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Release Date Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/EMR6ny2_yj0True to modern moviemaking, Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast takes the series in a dark direction, with gritty new features like an expanded career mode, character creation tools and controller integration. The script has been rewritten a dozen times by heavy-handed executives to ensure that Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast offers twice the vocabulary of its predecessor. The producers have also recast and redesigned the scoring system for more engaging fights while introducing a hot new charged comeback mechanic that lets players drop the final curtain on each other with dramatic effect.Your support for the original has been like a well-written Hollywood romance, and we will never get over you once the inevitable tragedy strikes in the third act. But for now we're all giddy with excitement to hear what you guys think of the game, and we can't wait to battle you online in one short week! Yours Insincerely,The Vile Monarch. The Oh…Sir! Summer Blockbuster Season is Here! – Hot New Content Coming All Month Long: Are you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because it’s summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers? According to new research*, interpersonal insults hit their annual peak over the summer months as tempers flare in the stifling sun.To mark this offensive occasion, we’re super excited to announce the Oh…Sir! Summer Blockbuster Season! That’s right, we have so much free new content coming that we decided to just throw one big month-long party. Don’t worry though, everyone is invited to this summer insult-a-thon, because we have a whole host of new updates coming to both Oh..Sir! The Hollywood Roast and its equally disrespectful godfather of quips, Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator.There’s just so much content coming that we decided to employ the most powerful tool of Western Society, the bullet point list, to make sure that we can explain them all…..so cover any heat sensitive eyeballs, because here’s the scorching list of upcoming Free updates. Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast:. Brand New Character Now Available!: Well hello there again fellow roasters!We interrupt your regularly scheduled Friday to bring you some exciting news! There’s an unstoppable new force waiting to TERMINATE any organic souls foolish enough to face off against him in the verbal jousting ring. He will enable you to CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE ALIEN PREDATORS!The latest update adds a burly new character called Groan, and yeah if the super subtle description above didn’t already give it away, he’s a mix of Conan and the Terminator. So without much further ado, it’s our pleasure to raise the curtain and introduce all of you to the Mighty Groan! An Austrian accented cybernetic organism sent from the future to kill a punk kid from the '80s, but mistakenly sent back 1500 years too far to Barbarian times, Groan The Destroyinator is just as confused as you are. His parts are rusting, his circuitry is outdated and is operating system is obsolete-- basically, he's a big muscly dummy. Lucky for him, he doesn't have to do much more than periodically flex his pecs and deliver quotable one-liners-- which he always crushes.That’s not all though! This updates also includes a brand new arena called “Roast Your Enemies.” So know you can bring the pain with cybernetic efficiency and a barbaric flair in front of your own pixelated bloodthirsty audience!We still have some more surprises up our sticky sleeves in store for you guys, so please keep an eye out on this space for news about future updates.Thanks a lot for your continued support and we hope to meet you all screaming on the verbal battlefield!Yours truly,Vile Monarch. Small Screen Stars Free DLC Release: The Hollywood Roast just got more cheesy and ludicrous thanks to yet another free DLC! We are pleased to welcome the Small Screen Stars including JackSepticEye, ZombiUnicorn, EatMyDiction, and ThinkNoodles!Best of all, this time you won’t have to search through the darkest part of the internet to find out how to unlock your favourite characters. All you need is to launch the game and going straight into a classic YouTube collaboration! In case you need a little bit of description about each of the YouTubers, Vile Monarch presents you the official description:Top of the mornin’ to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and I am the most consistently energetic videogame commentator on YouTube.My thunderclap is feared around the world and I bring the green heat with me wherever I may roam.It's trashCAN not trashCAN'T, at least that's how ZombiUnicorn chooses to live her life. Before she was a survival champion of the Fijian jungle, she'd been pelted over and over by insults from beta trolls so much it thickened her skin so hard, it became like a diamonds. She often boasts of this by saying she's got her "hard on." Over the years, the golden gaming garbage goddess has gladly taken on various opponents and crushed them with as little as a simple subtweet. She also likes long walks on the beach and dank memes.EatMyDiction has punched the sun more times than he's seen daylight. His video game prowess is second to none, in that he's unnaturally mediocre at all games. To make up for this he has perfected that fine art of “convoluted insult therapy” to keep an unsafe emotional distance from anyone who may want to engage him in light conversation.Gleaming beacon of joy and childlike wonder, Thinknoodles was born at the top of a colossal mountain composed of mighty bricks. Along with his trusty furry pal Kopi, he travels around the digital landscape looking for adventure and fun. His visage remains one of the greatest mysteries in the land, and it is said that his gaze has the power of 10 billion Game Boys with fully-charged batteries.Start your own YouTube drama today! Feel like a leader of a huge community and strike your opponents with insults supported by thousands of likes.“But I’m not a fan of YouTubers. I want the Hollywood stars”. Wait, wait… What? Well... You can always insult them if that’s what makes your day better. But it’s much better to do it in The Hollywood Roast than hating in their comments section, believe us! By the way, the big screen stars are already in the works, with more free updates to come!Enjoy the variety of new characters and spread the word to your friends!Yours truly,Vile Monarch
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